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What.The.Ever

Getting sick sucks.  There’s a sign on Boyo’s daycare door that says something to the effect of:

Dear Parents,

If you’re kid has any of the following symptoms, they will be sent home and can not return until 48 hours after the symptoms disappear.

fever

chills

vomiting 

diarrhea

nausea

headache

sweating

aches

ebola

swine flu

seeing visions

Krystos virus

pale mare

salt plague and/ or black plague

spattergroit

Sincerely,

The staff.

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Basically, the entire school is ill.  Half the staff is out.  And though he’s fine, I’m pretty sure I totally caught it just from dropping him off and picking him up.  So suck.

Suck it.

Suck.

~Amanda

ps, I dumped For Whom the Bell Tolls to the curb and am currently reading Catch-22.

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2 thoughts on “What.The.Ever”

  1. I love that Ebola and Swine flu are listed as “symptoms.” Ha! I’m so sorry that you’re having a tough time–not having care for your little ones bites, especially when you have so much work to do. For Whom the Bell Tolls will be there when you’re ready.

    1. Lol. Glad you enjoyed my joke. I think we *could* be taking a turn for the better. Also. I totally dumped For Whom the Bell Tolls out of boredom. Not sure I’ll go back to it, since there are sooooooo many books to read and so very little time. I’d probably have to read a good review or commentary on it that was compelling enough to make me interested.

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